bigfoot love story
by greensilver
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Steve hide in bush and me say, "Me be see you Steve," but Steve no listen cause Steve is asshole. Steve take Bigfoot picture many time. Me tell Steve TWICE cause Bigfoot no asshole like Steve.
Steve hide in bush anyway. Me find rock and throw at bush. Steve run away. Bigfoot happy for while.
Then Steve come back. Me say, "Me be SEE you Steve." He no listen. Me throw rock, maybe hit Steve. He run.
Steve no come for while. Bigfoot glad. Then me see Steve in bush but no camera. Steve watch. Me wait, see what do. Steve watch more. Bigfoot creeped out, throw rock. Steve no run. Throw bigger rock, Steve no run. Throw rock with squirrel on top, Steve no run. Bigfoot charge bush and beat Steve on head. Steve run.
Me no be see Steve many day. Then Steve in bush AGAIN no camera. Me not know what do, wait. Steve wait. Me wait. Me tire of wait and hit Steve with rock and squirrel. Steve cry. Bigfoot sad to be make cry, hit with rock and squirrel again to be make Steve stop cry. STILL Steve cry, cause Steve is asshole.
Bigfoot sad to be make Steve cry, wish Steve was not asshole and stop cry.
Bring Steve squirrel not for hit. Still Steve cry. Bring Steve many rocks not for hit, still Steve cry. Me think maybe Steve messed up in head from rock. Me sad. Bring Steve pretty flower for eat. Steve no eat flower, but Steve no more cry. Bigfoot happy. Maybe me happy cause Steve happy? Me wonder.
"Me be see you Steve," me say. Steve happy. Me happy. Long time, Bigfoot be see Steve. Bigfoot no smash.
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